JUMP 5: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

* *Ahem* SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEE
*Okay, sorry, had to get that out of my system.

So apparently this place is bat-shit crazy. It's broken my "oh hey there's monsters" streak though.

Age: 21
That's still pretty young, considering my options! Also considering I was 28 when I left Beach City
Location Staring Era...?: The Reset
I have no idea what's going on!*
*Me neither, I'll only watched parts 1-3. Damn dice. So uh, I'm probably not involving Shard in the plot at all... my apologies.
Background: Drop-In
The answers appears to be no, I'll keep taking the free option.

Free Things
-"Calisthenics" Perk
    (I can... pose? Okay...?)
-"Dynamic Entry" Perk
    (And my introductions will always look good...? Actually, that might have been useful with the
    Crystal Gems)
-"Joestar Secret Technique" Perk
    (I can... what are these perks even. I can run from danger as fast as possible, although it has to be
    "comedic")
-"Dramatic Persona" Perk
    (And now all of these ridiculous things will never be questioned by anyone. I'm also turning off the
    sparkles until further notice.)
-"Prediction" Perk (Free Drop-in)
    (Without fail, I can tell what a people will immediately say. A great distraction.)
-Steady Breathing (Hamon)
    (I feel spoiled with how many free thing there are here. Other than that, it's exactly what it says on
    the tin)

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to +600 CP)
-Paraplegic +200 CP
    (SURE. Why not? I've had a fake leg before! Isn't gonna stop me from posing, I guess! Might be a
    big problem trying to use the Joestar Secret Technique though...)

Perks + Items
(1200 CP to spend) 1100
-The Stand -500 CP
    (My soul... has a physical form of some kind? I'll make a separate journal entry for when I figure out
    how it works...)
-Deception Detection -600 -300 CP (Discount Drop-in)
    (I call bullshit! This is more like a danger sense. Danger including lies and deceit though.)
-Zoom Punch -200 CP
    (... there was another perk I really wanted to take, but I figured I'd boost some offense for once in
    my life. Five feet exetension to my limbs though? Not bad at all)
-Multi-Lingual -100 CP
    (What it says on the tin. + being able to pick up languages very quickly)
-Reinforced Clothing -50 CP
    (No matter which universe I find myself in, I'll have a week's worth of clothes that fit the style. No
    more torn worn poncho coat for me. It's apparently good for taking damage, too.)
-Obscuring Scarf* -50 CP
    (It's really shiny~ And when I wrap it around myself my chances of blending in and getting away
    with things increases by quite a lot)

... I still don't know what's going on so I guess I'll focus on what this Stand does. But hey, I got a lot of free things, so I'm not complaining.

*I just realized D has a lot of clothing, including a scarf, a hat, a cape, a mask, and a magical boy transformation. That has nothing to do with anything, but it's amusing.