This is a blanket.
What you found is "Money."
Money is given to people to get things like food and blankets.
That Money, however, belongs to your dad, so you shouldn't give it to anyone.
Thank you.
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Hey, Yata, Look.
This is a blanket.
What you found is "Money."
Money is given to people to get things like food and blankets.
That Money, however, belongs to your dad, so you shouldn't give it to anyone.
Thank you.
Thursday, July 6, 2017
JUMP 13: Results
Finally...
I have all the mirrors this world could ever offer me!
Dad, uh-
I-Ignore the fact this is from the salon, Dido. Drawbacks can encourage, uh, kleptomaniac tendencies. Other than that, though, I think this was just the kind of vacation I needed! Felt like a long ten years though...
I don't even care you stole shit, you uh, might wanna catch up on things.
Oh, right! I wonder how everyone's-....
...
...
...
What the hell happened while I was gone!?
What happened to everyone!?
*No idea if I'm gonna update more regularly, I just wanted to get this shitpost out of the way.
I have all the mirrors this world could ever offer me!
Dad, uh-
I-Ignore the fact this is from the salon, Dido. Drawbacks can encourage, uh, kleptomaniac tendencies. Other than that, though, I think this was just the kind of vacation I needed! Felt like a long ten years though...
I don't even care you stole shit, you uh, might wanna catch up on things.
Oh, right! I wonder how everyone's-....
...
...
...
What the hell happened while I was gone!?
What happened to everyone!?
*No idea if I'm gonna update more regularly, I just wanted to get this shitpost out of the way.
Saturday, April 1, 2017
INTERCEPTED!
H-Hang on, where are we?
This is not my beautiful house.
This is not my beautiful town.
This is just cold. Th-There's just snow. Everywhere. What the hell is going on? Where's Dido!?
Hello, darling~ gosh, you're awfully cute as a goat, aren't you?
I'm sorry?
It's me, my princ-
Uh. Ma'am? I... I don't know.
... Don't know me?
Not a clue. Aren't you cold? You're not wearing a whole lo-
You're... not Prince Shard?
Uh, never been a prince, Ma'am. Only a mayor.
..... Ohhhh, I see. You haven't- ah. Well... this is... a lot less satisfying than I had imagined.
I'm not sure what you're even here for. C-Can I just? Go home? I've got a fish to give to a chicken.
I suppose... See you soon, darling.
...
That was. odd.
Hey dad, what's up?
Ah, just a dream.
April Fools. Kinda.
This is not my beautiful house.
This is not my beautiful town.
This is just cold. Th-There's just snow. Everywhere. What the hell is going on? Where's Dido!?
Hello, darling~ gosh, you're awfully cute as a goat, aren't you?
I'm sorry?
It's me, my princ-
Uh. Ma'am? I... I don't know.
... Don't know me?
Not a clue. Aren't you cold? You're not wearing a whole lo-
You're... not Prince Shard?
Uh, never been a prince, Ma'am. Only a mayor.
..... Ohhhh, I see. You haven't- ah. Well... this is... a lot less satisfying than I had imagined.
I'm not sure what you're even here for. C-Can I just? Go home? I've got a fish to give to a chicken.
I suppose... See you soon, darling.
...
That was. odd.
Hey dad, what's up?
Ah, just a dream.
April Fools. Kinda.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Friday, February 24, 2017
JUMP 13: Update
These people are weird.
They're also... less helpful than I hoped.
Hey, you can't talk bad about our citizens!
I know, I really shouldn't... but it feels like we're the only ones contributing to improving the town. I've checked the museum daily, it's just us two that's made any donations so far. Plus, we're the only ones supplying any bells for new structures in town...
I don't think any of them have jobs...
The Nooks do, the ones working Re-Tail have jobs, obviously Blathers, Booker, and Copper have jobs, and-
You know, if they were cooperative, it'd kinda take any fun out of this jump, wouldn't it?
... Got me there. At least they can keep up with the flowers...
So instead of dad complaining, lemme tell you about our new friends! We've got a rabbit named Ruby, she's just a ball of sunshine, a freaking adorable squirrel named Marshal, a super nice ... uh... ostrich? bird? phoenix?? Well, her name's Phoebe, a fashion savvy elephant named Opal...
... There's uh. A frog named Prince. Which I'm pretty pleased about.
Another goat, named Chevre. We get along really well.She has a nice mirror too.
A wolf, Kyle. He... reminds me of another certain dog.
A horse, Buck. Energetic, sporty. Also familiar.
... Someone I can only describe a a ninja chicken. Ken's his name.
And... Coco.
Oh yeah, her. She's... a rabbit, right?
I uh, I believe so.
...
...
Her face's weird.
A bit... but uh, I gotta do her a favor. Looking for a ... *siiigh* a bee.
Hah. Have fun with that. I'm gonna sell more fish to the lil guys.
They're also... less helpful than I hoped.
Hey, you can't talk bad about our citizens!
I know, I really shouldn't... but it feels like we're the only ones contributing to improving the town. I've checked the museum daily, it's just us two that's made any donations so far. Plus, we're the only ones supplying any bells for new structures in town...
I don't think any of them have jobs...
The Nooks do, the ones working Re-Tail have jobs, obviously Blathers, Booker, and Copper have jobs, and-
You know, if they were cooperative, it'd kinda take any fun out of this jump, wouldn't it?
... Got me there. At least they can keep up with the flowers...
So instead of dad complaining, lemme tell you about our new friends! We've got a rabbit named Ruby, she's just a ball of sunshine, a freaking adorable squirrel named Marshal, a super nice ... uh... ostrich? bird? phoenix?? Well, her name's Phoebe, a fashion savvy elephant named Opal...
... There's uh. A frog named Prince. Which I'm pretty pleased about.
Another goat, named Chevre. We get along really well.
A wolf, Kyle. He... reminds me of another certain dog.
A horse, Buck. Energetic, sporty. Also familiar.
... Someone I can only describe a a ninja chicken. Ken's his name.
And... Coco.
Oh yeah, her. She's... a rabbit, right?
I uh, I believe so.
...
...
Her face's weird.
A bit... but uh, I gotta do her a favor. Looking for a ... *siiigh* a bee.
Hah. Have fun with that. I'm gonna sell more fish to the lil guys.
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
JUMP 13: Animal Crossing.
...
... what?
... You sure? This doesn't really seem like, uh, your tastes.
There's cute animals everywhere!
I thought you were solely focused on..
Not everything's gotta be fighting, dad! It's pretty boring to dedicate your whole life to just one thing, isn't it?
... A-anyway
Hey wai-
Age: 11
Hell.
Location: Town
Free choice between this, city, and island. I don't like cities and too much water.
Background: Mayor.
... They're letting an 11-year-old kid run for mayor?
Funny that you say "kid."
(-100CP CB. Choice Bells.)
KJBSJNDNLNE???
I should note that although we look like, uh, Toriel's race of monster, we don't have any of their supernatural abilities. So no fire magic. ANYWAY.
Wai-
Free Things
-Town Fruit!
(We rolled a free choice! I think I'd like strawberry trees to grow here...)
(Dad, strawberries don't grow on-)
*
(What the fuck)
-"Tortimer's Apprentice" Perk (Free for Mayor)
(We have the know-hows on running a town. Including delegating work.)
(We?)
(Uh, wait until I get to the companion import section.)
-Outfit Redesign
(... I like my vest...)
(Why don't you redesign your magical girl outfit?)
(.........you're so right.)
-The ability to import the town into another jump.
(What. How. Why.)
(The ability to import the town into another jump, most likely just integrating the home into our
existing home and the town into the current jumps' history, and Jumpchain.)
-Museum -100 +/-0 CB (Free Mayor)
(On the subject of the town, this building is now part of it. Right now, it's empty, but if we all
contribute it'll be a wonderful viewing source of fish, insects, fossils and artwork!)
(You're a nerd, Dad.)
Drawbacks and Suffering
(up to +600 CB)
-The Missing Piece +100 CB
(I've gotta collect things. This world isn't going to make it easy.)
(So, nothing new I guess.)
-Buggy +200 CB
(Bug bites. They hurt, and they're frequent.)
Perks + Items
(1200 CB to spend) 1200
-Friendly - 200 CB
(As this says, I'll be able to quickly make new friends where ever I go)
(You're like, the most asocial person I know.)
(Well, um, I've been thinking, I may need the ability to make more alliances. That's all.)
-100% Approval Rating -400 -200 CB (Discount Mayor)
(Finally. I'm a good leader... With this perk I'll be able to run things smoothly, in a way that makes
everyone happy. Well, as happy as possible, life always has problems. Like the fact this doesn't
stop power hungry people from whatever they'd want to do.)
(And also the fact you'll only be a mayor in this jump, probably)
-Mayor for Life -600 -300 CB (Discount Mayor)
(You were saying?)
(... well damn.)
-Furniture -50 CB
(Ten free pieces of furniture. So, I'm gonna take a harvest mirror for sur-)
(............................................................................................................)
(... Still gonna do it, no matter how hard you stare.)
-Tier Three House -300 CB
(All of the basic utilities, four rooms on the ground floor, another room on top of that. I figured it'd be
the least I could do, if Dido and I are gonna share a house.)
(You know, it says I could have my own house.)
(... Y-yeah, but.)
(... You freaking softie. Don't cry, I'll stay with you Dad.)
-Cozy House -50 +/-0 CB (Free Tier Three/Four House)
(A-again, least I could do.)
(Thanks.)
-Police Station -200 -100 CB (Discount Mayor)
(It's staffed, and adhere to the universes closest equivalent to law enforcement. It's nice to have a
sense of order in all of this chaos...)
(Shame the doggies won't leave town, ever.)
-Aesthetics -50 CB
(Custom aesth-)
(NO. NO.)
(... what?)
(You are not making an entire town made of glass!)
(... I... wasn't going to. I was... do... do people really think I would do that??)
... You... didn't buy a shop.
From what I understand, I'd be purchasing a shop I'd own. Which isn't that necessary, I'd be more than happy to contribute to our tow- oh shit I need to include you.
Companions
-Assistant -100 +/-0 CB (Free Mayor)
(So now you have access to all of the mayor perks I've chosen!)
(J-just the mayor perks?)
(I'm afraid so.)
(No extra points for me?)
(I'm afraid so.)
(BLAH.)
Age: 14
Hell.
Location: Town
-100% Approval Rating
-Mayor for Life
(No point in putting extra commentary into this... At least I'll be around cute animals who like me.)
.. So, uh, ready to socialize and run a town?
With you in charge?
Yeah. I won't run it into the ground, promise.
*Photo Credit: Wikipedia. Arbutus Unedo
... what?
... You sure? This doesn't really seem like, uh, your tastes.
There's cute animals everywhere!
I thought you were solely focused on..
Not everything's gotta be fighting, dad! It's pretty boring to dedicate your whole life to just one thing, isn't it?
... A-anyway
Hey wai-
Age: 11
Hell.
Location: Town
Free choice between this, city, and island. I don't like cities and too much water.
Background: Mayor.
... They're letting an 11-year-old kid run for mayor?
Funny that you say "kid."
(-100
KJBSJNDNLNE???
I should note that although we look like, uh, Toriel's race of monster, we don't have any of their supernatural abilities. So no fire magic. ANYWAY.
Wai-
Free Things
-Town Fruit!
(We rolled a free choice! I think I'd like strawberry trees to grow here...)
(Dad, strawberries don't grow on-)
*(What the fuck)
-"Tortimer's Apprentice" Perk (Free for Mayor)
(We have the know-hows on running a town. Including delegating work.)
(We?)
(Uh, wait until I get to the companion import section.)
-Outfit Redesign
(... I like my vest...)
(Why don't you redesign your magical girl outfit?)
(.........you're so right.)
-The ability to import the town into another jump.
(What. How. Why.)
(The ability to import the town into another jump, most likely just integrating the home into our
existing home and the town into the current jumps' history, and Jumpchain.)
-Museum -
(On the subject of the town, this building is now part of it. Right now, it's empty, but if we all
contribute it'll be a wonderful viewing source of fish, insects, fossils and artwork!)
(You're a nerd, Dad.)
Drawbacks and Suffering
(up to +600 CB)
-The Missing Piece +100 CB
(I've gotta collect things. This world isn't going to make it easy.)
(So, nothing new I guess.)
-Buggy +200 CB
(Bug bites. They hurt, and they're frequent.)
Perks + Items
(1200 CB to spend) 1200
-Friendly - 200 CB
(As this says, I'll be able to quickly make new friends where ever I go)
(You're like, the most asocial person I know.)
(Well, um, I've been thinking, I may need the ability to make more alliances. That's all.)
-100% Approval Rating -
(Finally. I'm a good leader... With this perk I'll be able to run things smoothly, in a way that makes
everyone happy. Well, as happy as possible, life always has problems. Like the fact this doesn't
stop power hungry people from whatever they'd want to do.)
(And also the fact you'll only be a mayor in this jump, probably)
-Mayor for Life -600 -
(You were saying?)
(... well damn.)
-Furniture -50 CB
(Ten free pieces of furniture. So, I'm gonna take a harvest mirror for sur-)
(............................................................................................................)
(... Still gonna do it, no matter how hard you stare.)
-Tier Three House -300 CB
(All of the basic utilities, four rooms on the ground floor, another room on top of that. I figured it'd be
the least I could do, if Dido and I are gonna share a house.)
(You know, it says I could have my own house.)
(... Y-yeah, but.)
(... You freaking softie. Don't cry, I'll stay with you Dad.)
-Cozy House -
(A-again, least I could do.)
(Thanks.)
-Police Station -200 -100 CB (Discount Mayor)
(It's staffed, and adhere to the universes closest equivalent to law enforcement. It's nice to have a
sense of order in all of this chaos...)
(Shame the doggies won't leave town, ever.)
-Aesthetics -50 CB
(Custom aesth-)
(NO. NO.)
(... what?)
(You are not making an entire town made of glass!)
(... I... wasn't going to. I was... do... do people really think I would do that??)
... You... didn't buy a shop.
From what I understand, I'd be purchasing a shop I'd own. Which isn't that necessary, I'd be more than happy to contribute to our tow- oh shit I need to include you.
Companions
-Assistant -
(So now you have access to all of the mayor perks I've chosen!)
(J-just the mayor perks?)
(I'm afraid so.)
(No extra points for me?)
(I'm afraid so.)
(BLAH.)
Age: 14
Hell.
Location: Town
-100% Approval Rating
-Mayor for Life
(No point in putting extra commentary into this... At least I'll be around cute animals who like me.)
.. So, uh, ready to socialize and run a town?
With you in charge?
Yeah. I won't run it into the ground, promise.
*Photo Credit: Wikipedia. Arbutus Unedo
Monday, January 30, 2017
* *Quietly retcons Jump 13*
*Hi, uh, so
*Didney Princess
*I'm gonna just save that for another time.
*Don't worry, it'll happen, just at another pointwhen Dido's more done with her Dad's shit.
*Till then, uh, heck if I know. Probably living with furries or some shit.
*xoxo - Frick
*man this is the most shitpost-like post I've ever written.
*Didney Princess
*I'm gonna just save that for another time.
*Don't worry, it'll happen, just at another point
*Till then, uh, heck if I know. Probably living with furries or some shit.
*xoxo - Frick
*man this is the most shitpost-like post I've ever written.
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