Thursday, December 15, 2016

SECRET SANTA: To...

Wait, wait, hold on, who's Santa?
...
Guess it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

So... Tadek, is it now? I was originally planning on getting you a Trenchcoat, but it seems you got your hands on one before I could... so uh, I had to cop out and give you the one thing I'm able to make for you.

Yes. It's a mirror.

This particular mirror is a large hand-mirror, about the size of a tennis racket, with a black metal frame in the shape of a diamond. The handle is wrapped in red leather, and through the top corner of the mirror's frame is a sharp protrusion of glass.
... In sum, it's the edgiest mirror I could design.

Theoretically, it could be used as a weapon with it's hard edges and the exposed glass, but that part is easily broken. With some crafting skill it can be fixed easily... but, uh, that said, I'm pretty sure you have better options for... combat. So, if nothing else, it might be a nice decoration in your tavern? Maybe behind the counter so it doesn't offend your parasitic... friend.

So... yeah, happy Winter Solstice, hit me up if you want some wine with that.

*Bonus! A shitty sketch!

*Get used to those, I'm thinking of incorporating a lot of art on this blog....

Friday, December 2, 2016

*SECRET SANTA ANNOUNCEMENT

*Hey everyone, it's me, D's tormentor!
*So I'm fairly certain everyone at this point as gotten a message from me in one way or another about a Secret Santa event! This post is just a thing to announce it officially! Whoo!

*So while I'm at it, I might as well lay down a few guideline... rules... things.

*Numero Uno: This is just for fun
*1.1: No harassing anyone with gifts.
*(1.1.1: Like, don't make anyone actually feel bad.)
*1.2: As it's all inconsequential, you really shouldn't give anything that would affect anyone's chain significantly. So, uh, no one's getting a stand from Dingo via The Arrow, for example. Nor is D giving anyone his daughter. (As much as she would like to join the Brandos.)

*Numero Dos: You absolutely can give something your jumper doesn't have.
*2.1: But you can't give something your jumper didn't get from a jump that costs points. For example, D can't give anyone the stone mask from JJBA, because he didn't buy it and it'd be really silly if he'd find it elsewhere in the multiverse
*2.2: Probably just limit it to whatever you can craft, or whatever you'd be able to buy in a generic modern jump. Maybe go a little beyond that, but not too much.

*Numero Tres: Make a post about your jumper getting/sending/giving the gift to their secret recipient by December 25th. Ya know, Christmas.
*3.1: Honestly I haven't thought of formatting, so if anyone has any suggestions let me know!!

*That's about all I have to say!
*Oh, uh, in-canon reason there's a secret santa event?
*Well, it honestly doesn't matter too much, but if you need something to go off of, your jumper has received an anonymous message inviting them to partake in the spirit of the season by giving a gift to a fellow jumper, with their recipients name written for them.
*(and a side note of "you don't have a choice in the matter who you get.")

*With love, Frick.

*EDIT!!
*I totally forgot to list everyone's blogs in this post for everyone's convenience. Whoopsy.


*100percentoriginalcharacter.blogspot.com - D. Shard (You are here!)
*xxxedgemeisterxxx.blogspot.com - Dingo Brando
*notagenocidalmaniac.blogspot.com - [REDACTED]
*makingjumpinggreatagain.blogspot.com - Bremer Emmerich
*jumpchainlegends.blogspot.com - Unnamed Future Jump King
*edgecoatadventures.blogspot.com - (Name Unknown. Probably Trenchcoat.)
*sigmundshenanigans.blogspot.com - Sigmund Ahlberg
*shiokittyden.blogspot.com - Shio Memoney
*waifuhordeachieved.blogspot.com - Aliseris