After my update, I was pretty much thrust into a castle with no warning. How that happened, I could only assume the world twisted in on itself.
And, per my wish, any semblance of logic this world had was destroyed. I'd walk forward and end up sideways on the wall, and when I jumped the floor/wall/ceiling I'd land on would break through and I'd end up somewhere else entirely. It was extremely hard to navigate, so I ended up wishing for a clear path. That was simple, right?
Well, it did make one. It was made of glass. Very fragile glass. I had to run before I'd fall into... where-ever wonderland would have intended to take me. I managed to stay on the path, though, where it lead me to a courtroom.
It seemed this girl named Alice was on trial for something or another. No one was bothered by my entrance, so I sat around and listened. The queen was very unreasonable, and without any evidence declared that the girl should be beheaded.
And then I spoke up with my Moral. "Dear," (I don't know why I said that, must be Wonderland rubbing off on me) "You should always have another witness!"
I'm not even sure why I went with that lesson. It made sense, but I hadn't met Alice until this point.
The queen was more than unpleased with my interruption, and I got myself a death sentence as well! So Alice and I both had to run from that court. I'm just glad that happened towards the end of my time there!
I also hope Alice got out of there alright...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't wish for anything!
Wishes are smart asses.
But at least I wasn't lonely for a while.
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