Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.

Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. DAD--
Mmm?

You okay?
...Mhm.
You haven't moved.
Mhm.
You hungry?
..........Mhm.
Mmm... uh, by the way, we got mail? Here you go, be right back with food.
.........................mmm?

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"Desmond, got this at a Christmas party, thought you might appreciate it. Sorry I couldn't meet you there, Douglas Shard" ... ?
A book on mental wellness and health ...?
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Okay-doke, I'm back! Hopefully I've gotten a handle on cooking now... What'cha readin'?
A present...

Untitled.

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...

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I had many brothers and sisters, once.

April Fools

Hey Dad!

Yes Dido?

I love you.

Awww, I love you too, Dido.

I love you too, Dad.

Aww, thank you, I love you too-- WHO--

Hey, Yata, Look.

This is a blanket.

What you found is "Money."

Money is given to people to get things like food and blankets.

That Money, however, belongs to your dad, so you shouldn't give it to anyone.

Thank you.

JUMP 13: Results

Finally...

I have all the mirrors this world could ever offer me!
Dad, uh-
I-Ignore the fact this is from the salon, Dido. Drawbacks can encourage, uh, kleptomaniac tendencies. Other than that, though, I think this was just the kind of vacation I needed! Felt like a long ten years though...
I don't even care you stole shit, you uh, might wanna catch up on things.
Oh, right! I wonder how everyone's-....
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...
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What the hell happened while I was gone!? 
What happened to everyone!?

*No idea if I'm gonna update more regularly, I just wanted to get this shitpost out of the way.

INTERCEPTED!

H-Hang on, where are we?

This is not my beautiful house.
This is not my beautiful town.
This is just cold. Th-There's just snow. Everywhere. What the hell is going on? Where's Dido!?

Hello, darling~ gosh, you're awfully cute as a goat, aren't you?
I'm sorry?
It's me, my princ-
Uh. Ma'am? I... I don't know.
... Don't know me?
Not a clue. Aren't you cold? You're not wearing a whole lo-
You're... not Prince Shard?
Uh, never been a prince, Ma'am. Only a mayor.
..... Ohhhh, I see. You haven't- ah. Well... this is... a lot less satisfying than I had imagined.
I'm not sure what you're even here for. C-Can I just? Go home? I've got a fish to give to a chicken.
I suppose... See you soon, darling.

...

That was. odd.
Hey dad, what's up?
Ah, just a dream.

April Fools. Kinda.

Daffodils

Daffodils.

Daffodils?
Daffodils.

*(Daffodils)

*Daffodils. Your move, Papion.