Sunday, July 24, 2016

JUMP 7: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

I feel like I'm just going through as different genres as possible. First a ridiculously bizarre yet manly setting, then super scientific research, and now... this.

Age: N/A
Again...?
Location: The Caucus Race
What... even is this? Least I'm not limited to here...
Background: Drop-in Visitor
Back to the status quo.

Free Things
I just realized I didn't get any free things from the SCP Foundation...
DAMN.
-Pepper
    (Pepper. All the pepper I could ever want. I guess I could use it for an obsession...?)

... THAT'S IT??

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to +600 CP daisies...??)
-MORALS! +100 daisies
    (I have to give some kind of moral to every story I hear. Even though they make no sense... Huh, it's
    been a while since I brought up them, I wonder how they're handling me.)
-Lost +300 daisies
    (What it says on the tin. "No road will be walked twice.")

Perks + Items
(1400 daisies to spend) 1200
-Longitudal Vocabulary -100 -50 daisies (discount Visitor)
    (My lexiconology is now sufficiently increasiarified, and everyone will understand my words
    exactimendately... provided they share some similarity to the originatority word.)
-I have a Cat -300 -150 daisies (discount Visitor)
    (I can threaten people very effectively... I only took this to round out the points. I mean daisies.)
-A wish of Hope -600 -300 daisies (discount Visitor)
    (Um... I can make a wish and the world will make it so? But the larger the wish, the larger the consequence... I'll have to be careful with this one. No bringing any family back what?)
-Best Butter -200 daisies
    (It... fixes mechanical things?? WHAT? I-I guess it can be used on SCP-914...)
-No nonsense -100 daisies
    (Insane things aren't that insane when you don't think about it!)
-Flat Back -100 daisies
    (...insanely, what it says on the tin. I'm completely flat when I lay down... why am I taking these.)
-DRINK ME -100 daisies
    (Drink it, and shrink it. To 2 inches, exactly.)
-EAT ME -100 daisies
    (Eat it, and... offbeat it? It makes me grow up to 10 feet! ... too big for my dimensional cape...)
-Thimble -200 daisies
    (Give them to people, and they'll accept it as a prize. Okay.)

....................................
Why am I doing this again?

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