Age: N/A
Again...?
Location: The Caucus Race
What... even is this? Least I'm not limited to here...
Background:
Back to the status quo.
Free Things
I just realized I didn't get any free things from the SCP Foundation...
DAMN.
-Pepper
(Pepper. All the pepper I could ever want. I guess I could use it for an obsession...?)
... THAT'S IT??
Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to +600
-MORALS! +100 daisies
(I have to give some kind of moral to every story I hear. Even though they make no sense... Huh, it's
been a while since I brought up them, I wonder how they're handling me.)
-Lost +300 daisies
(What it says on the tin. "No road will be walked twice.")
Perks + Items
(1400 daisies to spend) 1200
-Longitudal Vocabulary -
(My lexiconology is now sufficiently increasiarified, and everyone will understand my words
exactimendately... provided they share some similarity to the originatority word.)
-I have a Cat -
(I can threaten people very effectively...
-A wish of Hope -
(Um... I can make a wish and the world will make it so? But the larger the wish, the larger the consequence... I'll have to be careful with this one.
-Best Butter -200 daisies
(It... fixes mechanical things?? WHAT? I-I guess it can be used on SCP-914...)
-No nonsense -100 daisies
(Insane things aren't that insane when you don't think about it!)
-Flat Back -100 daisies
(...insanely, what it says on the tin. I'm completely flat when I lay down... why am I taking these.)
-DRINK ME -100 daisies
(Drink it, and shrink it. To 2 inches, exactly.)
-EAT ME -100 daisies
(Eat it, and... offbeat it? It makes me grow up to 10 feet! ... too big for my dimensional cape...)
-Thimble -200 daisies
(Give them to people, and they'll accept it as a prize. Okay.)
....................................
Why am I doing this again?
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