JUMP 9: Carnival Phantasm

AKA Carnival Wedding Crasher

Age: 22
This is the oldest I've ever started! ... wow, how'd I manage that one?
Location Vehicle: Assassin Unit Honeymoon II
Seems like a vehicle made just for sarcastic people with spite. Perfect
Background: Drop in Tiger Dojo
I don't know anything else about this place to really choose anything else.

Free Things
-"Carnival Spirits" Perk (Free Tiger Dojo)
    (Comedic timing and reactions are improved)

... Okay, now I'm complaining about the lack of free things.

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to +600 CP)
-Love and Money +100 CP
    (Because just being greedy around Shovel Knight wasn't enough: I'm now greedy and broke and 
    desperate for cash...)
-Temple-Bound +300 CP
    (Might as well, I've got just the vehicle for it.)

Perks + Items
(1400 CP to spend)
-Badump! Date Super Plan! -600 CP
    (I can plan things like an absolute madman, seemingly making the impossible, well, possible.
    Granted, whether or not I can actually pull them off with the resources I have is a whole 'nother
    story...)
-GARcher -100 CP
    (Instant Badass. Which... I wouldn't use to describe myself, but hey. It's useful, right?)
-Like Hell I'd Die -600 CP
    (I can, in theory, dodge lethal situations. Either completely successfully or in a hilarious slapstick
    fashion. Seems like a good idea, especially with Dingo around...)
-Grail Replica -50 CP
    (Shiny.)
-Drinking Fountain -50 CP
    (Infinite ice and a drink of my choice... I can't decide if I should be practical and go with water or
    have an emergency wine stash.)

..............
I don't have much to say, not a lot of the perks here caught my interest. But I'm glad I was able to afford the ones that did.

Dingo I know you're gonna comment on how I didn't buy a companion.