JUMP 6: SCP Foundation

You know I love stuff! And this place, from what I've read, has a bunch of weird stuff!
Lets not waste time, I've got a thing I've got my eye on.

Age: N/A
Location: Free Choice!
Hmm, let's go with Site-19*
*I chose this one because it's the one that I believe is featured in the SCP Containment Breach game, which has a certain SCP we're interested in.
Background: Researcher (-100 CP)
Lookit that, I finally stopped choosing the drop-in option. Mostly because it sucks. I want to be able to work with these things, anyway.

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Two Drawbacks)
-You Know What They Say +200 CP *The more the merrier!
    (I'm blond and have ADHD... okay. I do have medicine, but... ADHD. It's fine, I think I can manage
    my idea with 10 years...)

Perks + Items
(1200 CP to spend) 1000
-Murphy's Law -100 -50 CP (Discount Reseacher)
    (Apparently just getting a bad feeling and being right about it is a perk now... to be fair, it's accurate
    and helps me prevent those mistakes, and how to handle them if it happens anyway.)
-Nothing to See Here, Move Along -200 CP
    (Because I always need more perks that let me hide from people. I'm good at hiding my
    strangeness. Now, time for my dumb desire to have a neat thing...)
-Sufficiently Advanced -600 -300 CP (Discount Researcher)
    (STEP ONE: Learn how to recreate Safe and Euclid-classed SCP's within a few months or years
    time!)
-SCP-914's Manual -400 CP
    (STEP TWO: This. It lets me recreate SCP-914 in my own warehouse. What's it do? It takes an
    object and... changes them depending on what setting it's on. Super simplified: Course settings
    tends to bring a thing to it's basic components, Fine makes an object into the same thing but
    higher quality, and 1:1 is an equal but different creation. Now to take whatever else looks nifty)
-SCP-005 -100 CP
    (It's a key that can open anything, including mechanical locks. Like my warehouse key, except I'll
    actually see the other side... hopefully the folks here don't notice my key.)*
-Bottle of SCP-500 -100 CP
    (50 pills that can cure any disease within two hours. Because just because a disease is incurable,
    doesn't mean it can't be cured. Also, these things refill , one pill per week.)
-The Full Wiki -50 CP
    (This'll help me when recreating whatever I find... wha... What is this article about me? For um,
    clarification, there's an article that describes me, a toaster, and no matter what I can only refer to
    myself in the first person? Weird... I don't think it'll be necessary to recreate myself.)

... So what if I only came here to experiment with SCP-914? Are you honestly going to judge me for that!? Imagine what it could do with all of my other stuff!

*This isn't something Shard has anymore. I made a post explaining why.