Saturday, August 6, 2016

JUMP 10: Undertale

*Aside from this being really weird for me in general, I wrote this before Jump 9's Results and after Jump 11. So, um. If it seems out of place anywhere that's because it probably is.

Uggh. After that bore-fest, it's back to the status quo. Which means more monsters of course!

Age: 11
Someone check for me, is that the youngest I've ever been? *Yes. Previous record was 12. 
Location: Ruins
It's so purple. Why is it so purple? At least it seems peaceful enough.
Background + Race: Fallen Human (-200 CP) + Human
Humans seem to have some... interesting perks I want to invest in. So the 200 point drawback will be worth it, I hope.

Free Things
-"Summon Annoying Dog" Perk
    (um...? Okay. A chaotic little pup. Sounds like a lovely pet.)
-DETERMINATION (Free Fallen Human)
    (Whoa. Okay. So I can go full heroic last stand and take a fatal blow and just stay standing without
    dying... but if I do die, I have an hour left to finish any business. I don't think that'll be a concern
    though...)

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to +600 CP)
-Anime's real, right!? +50 CP
    (BUT IT IS! Is jumping not proof of this!?)
-The Taste is Indescribable... +100 CP
    (I suck at cooking. And I'm completely unaware of it.
    Wait, what? How does that even work Freaking Jump Logic...)

... something about all these other drawbacks is really off to me. I mean, not most of them, but... it's a mix of really inconvenient, involve companions I don't have or... something entirely less and awful.

Perks + Items
(Only 950 CP to spend...)
-Blessing of Toby Fox -100 CP
    (Personal music for myself, with three different variants. Also includes music for the warehouse and
    any companions- oh wait...)
-Lesser Monster -100 -50 CP (Discount for a Ruins monster)
    (There we go! After 90 or so years, I've finally found a friend to take with me, and what's more,
    they're a frog! Frog monster. Froggit, apparently. It's kinda cute. I guess they get music too now...?)
-Patience -100 CP
    (I'll never get bored. Not that jumping is boring, but 10 years is a long time to entertain yourself.
    Makes dull tasks much more tolerable. Even standing, apparently.)
-MERCY -400 -200 CP (Discount Fallen Human)
    (Now we're getting into the good stuff. I can now convince people not to fight, with just words and
    actions. Only the most determined will resist this!)
-SAVE the World -600 -300 CP (Discount Fallen Human)
    (Resistance to despair! Resistance to corruption! To mind control and any other forceful negative
    emotion! But that's not all! This extends to any friends I could make, all it would take is a reminder
    of our friendship and this is sounding really cheesy but I don't care. Can even SAVE someone from
    themselves. Wake me up, I must be dreaming.)
-Heart locket -400 -200 CP (Discount Fallen Human)
    (Oops, almost left without a souvenir. Aside from being a nice locket, it gives me more resistance
    to corruption, although specifically targeted at my soul. Actually, it's very protective against magic
    aimed at my soul in general. Well worth the investment!)

I have five years before the "event" happens. Guess I'll see how it plays out when it comes. 'Till then...

4 comments:

  1. It's a beautiful day outside.

    -Dingo Brando

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    1. How can you even tell when you're underground? - D. Shard

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    2. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.

      -Dingo Brando

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    3. ...Ya know, on days like these, kids like you...

      Should be playing a game of catch. - D. Shard

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