Thursday, July 6, 2017

JUMP 13: Results

Finally...

I have all the mirrors this world could ever offer me!
Dad, uh-
I-Ignore the fact this is from the salon, Dido. Drawbacks can encourage, uh, kleptomaniac tendencies. Other than that, though, I think this was just the kind of vacation I needed! Felt like a long ten years though...
I don't even care you stole shit, you uh, might wanna catch up on things.
Oh, right! I wonder how everyone's-....
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What the hell happened while I was gone!? 
What happened to everyone!?

*No idea if I'm gonna update more regularly, I just wanted to get this shitpost out of the way.

13 comments:

  1. Oh, you are still alive. Good to hear.

    - Delio Giovanna

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    1. I-- We've met? I mean, I definitely remember you, but, like this, I just-...
      You know what? Yeah. Good to hear too, I think. - D. Shard

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  2. YOU'RE ALIVE, D!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
    -Sigmund

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    1. Hey Sigmund!
      ...
      You uh, you okay there? - D. Shard

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    2. I wish I was. ;-;
      I think I've been hanging around a yandere for four years. Send help.
      -Sigmund

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    3. I haven't so I'm good to go there. And I feel like I've heard those words from somewhere...
      -Sigmund

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    4. ... I don't know whether to headpat you or slap you.
      A-Actually, that's not true, but don't think about it that hard. - D. Shard

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    5. Why would you slap me!? Not sticking my dick in crazy should be rewarded. Have you seen what happens when you do!? Look at Tadek!
      -Sigmund

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    6. I knew I said that. I was joking! And don't worry, I can't control anything you do so you're free to leave for another long 10 years. ;D

      (But thanks for calling me a wise man. I needed that ego boost right about now.)
      -Sigmund

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    7. O-oh, alright... sorry for the outburst. And uh, thanks for understanding?

      ... and honestly, whatever you need to get through the rest of your turmoil, happy to help. - D. Shard

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  3. Well, one of you seems to have gone places, Brando. - D. Shard

    Hi dad! ~Dido

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  4. You haven't been out that long. We dealt with that guy way back in Fuyuki.

    Hey, kid.

    - Dingo Brando

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  5. No, not that one. The other other one. The one with the god complex. The one you-
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    You finished jumping while I was gone?? - D. Shard

    lul. ~Dido

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