Friday, February 24, 2017

JUMP 13: Update

These people are weird.
They're also... less helpful than I hoped.

Hey, you can't talk bad about our citizens!
I know, I really shouldn't... but it feels like we're the only ones contributing to improving the town. I've checked the museum daily, it's just us two that's made any donations so far. Plus, we're the only ones supplying any bells for new structures in town...
I don't think any of them have jobs...
The Nooks do, the ones working Re-Tail have jobs, obviously Blathers, Booker, and Copper have jobs, and-
You know, if they were cooperative, it'd kinda take any fun out of this jump, wouldn't it?
... Got me there. At least they can keep up with the flowers...

So instead of dad complaining, lemme tell you about our new friends! We've got a rabbit named Ruby, she's just a ball of sunshine, a freaking adorable squirrel named Marshal, a super nice ... uh... ostrich? bird? phoenix?? Well, her name's Phoebe, a fashion savvy elephant named Opal...
... There's uh. A frog named Prince. Which I'm pretty pleased about.
Another goat, named Chevre. We get along really well. She has a nice mirror too.
A wolf, Kyle. He... reminds me of another certain dog.
A horse, Buck. Energetic, sporty. Also familiar.
... Someone I can only describe a a ninja chicken. Ken's his name.
And... Coco.
Oh yeah, her. She's... a rabbit, right?
I uh, I believe so.
...
...
Her face's weird.
A bit... but uh, I gotta do her a favor. Looking for a ... *siiigh* a bee.
Hah. Have fun with that. I'm gonna sell more fish to the lil guys.

17 comments:

  1. Ah, look on the bright side. At least as mayor/mayors you do not have to worry about all of the paper work that comes with such a thing.
    -Tadek Pezrin

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    1. ... Wait... As mayors, shouldn't we have paperwork to worry about? Why don't we have paperwork?? - D. Shard

      I dunno. We're just that good at our jobs I guess. ~Dido

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    2. Isn't Isabelle the Dog around helping you all out with that portion?
      -Tadek Pezrin

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    3. Isabelle...? I believe Dido's taken her role as mayor's assistant, so... - D. Shard

      Oh hell. Be right back, papers. ~Dido

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    4. Ah,the backlog is going to be horrendous. Hahaha... Oh, I do not miss paperwork.
      -Tadek Pezrin

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    5. ... I've got it. I'll """delegate""" half of it to Dad! Ay, Tadek, want the other half? ~Dido

      That... isn't how it works... but I'm happy to help. - D. Shard

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    6. No, but thank you for the offer. I have a murderer to catch, so that will keep me busy. I will send Fia your way, though. She loves that sort of thing.
      -Tadek Pezrin

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    7. Sweet. Thankies, good luck with the murderer~! ~Dido

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    1. I mean. I would describe this universe as adorable. Yeah. - D. Shard

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    2. ... That's mildly sadistic of you, Amelia. - D. Shard

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    3. I'm not enjoying it because of schadenfreude.
      It's just adorable how you're handling one village.

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    4. I uh?
      Okay?
      Thank you? I think? - D. Shard

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    5. No, don't worry.
      Just try your hardest.
      I know you can do it.

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  3. Mayor D! Give these people jobs! Get them organized! I believe in you!
    -Sigmund

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