Thursday, September 15, 2016

JUMP 12: Generic Fighting Game

Umm, are you sure this is the one you want to do...? I was kind of hoping for... more magic and less conflict?
But Daaad, you already have magic! Even if it is behind a silly transformation! I'm sure the crowds will love it! Like, really, all you've got strength wise is... posing? A zoom punch thing?
*(Excuse me, Miss Dido, Mister Shard... I'd like to request to stay behind.)
Y-yeah, of course. I don't blame you. Now Dido, time to learn how jumping works.

Age: 19
I'm eternally youthful when I don't get to pick my age help.
Location: Japan
Oh... boy. Thank goodness we can pick up languages quickly.
Background: Drop-In (Free)
It's free.

Free Things:
-"Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting" Perk
    (Oh thank god I don't have to worry about not knowing how to fight without weapons.)
-"Taunt" Perk
    (You mean I couldn't do this without this perk...? Okay?)
-"Block" Perk
    (I couldn't do this before...?? I guess it's more effective than without.)
    (Dad, if you do nothing but block I'm gonna be super disappointed.)
-"Energy Bar" Perk
    (Um... it's... an energy bar. And when it's full I can do... things?)
    (Haven't you ever played a video game over all your jumps?)
    (Only with Steven. It wasn't like this though.)
-Iconic Outfit
    (Should I have something more flashly than my standard wear for this jump?)
    (Don't you get a weeks worth of clothes that fit each jump?)
    (Good point.)
-Passport
    (Gather your bags kiddo, we're gonna explore not!earth.)
    (Is this one flat like you thought?)
   
(Hush.)

Drawbacks and Suffering
(Up to 2 drawbacks)
-Pallet Swap +100 CP
    (That's not how you spell Palette. So there's going to be a lot of people that look like me... I don't
    think I'll mind all that much, I like blending in.)
    (Heh, if their names start with D I know which one is the right one~)
-It's Delicious +100 CP
    (Ham is turned up to 11. It's cheesy, poorly acted... seems pretty safe.)
    (Just because it's cheesy doesn't mean they can't beat you up!)

Perks + Items
(1200 to spend) 900
-Open Bar -100 +/-0 CP (Free Drop-in)
    (Dad! This is a change in format! You love formats! What gives? You usually lump this with the 
    other free things!)
    (Well, um, you see, you have the option to pick a different background, so while those free things
    apply to you, this doesn't necessarily. In this jump you'll pick your own perks.)
    (Oh! Sweet! When?)
    (Let me finish first... oh, also, this is health bars.)
-Double Jump -100 CP
    (This plus the jumping ability from the magical girl jump.... hoo boy.)
-Elemental Mastery -600 CP
    (Mirrors aren't an element, don't even think about it.)
    (............ how about sand?)
    (... You're not gonna eventually learn how to manipulate temperature and make more glass, are 
    you?)
    (Noo, no...... no. Not in this jump.)
-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER -300 -150 CP (Discount Drop-in)
    (I can find openings in my opponents attack, and send them flying. Takes a quarter of the energy
    bar.)
-Money -50 CP
    (500,000 dollars in cash. Kind of suspicious if you ask me...)
-Get over here -100 CP
    (It's an immobilizing attack.)
    (It really seems like you're trying to be as pacifist as possible, even in a place like this... when do I 
    come in??)

Companions
-Multi player mode -200 CP
    (Oh!)
    (Yep! Pick whatever background you want, choice points don't matter there. You'll only get 400 to
    spend on perks though.)
    (So... so no private jet?)
    ('Fraid not. That's all I got, so go choose your path now.)

Age: 21
Hahaha! I'm older, I'm older~
Background: Magical Karate Person
Dude.
Location: Japan.
I shouldn't even, uh, 'roll' for that?
Yeah, it's weird.

-Raging Demon Murder Fist -600 -300 CP (Discount Magical Karate Person)
    (... Dido you're scaring me.)
    (What? It does a lot of damage! Something you're lacking in.)
    (But... taking their souls to hell and weighing the damage based on their sins... isn't that...
    extreme?)
    (In a world like this? Probably not. It takes a whole energy bar to do, so don't worry, I can't just do 
    it whenever~)
-Cherry tap Taunt -100 CP
    (My taunt hurts~ Hehe~)

Man, 400 points sure do come and go!
Maybe because you bought the most expensive thing possible...
IT SOUNDS COOL OKAY?
... If you say so. Let the... *sigh* let the fighting begin I guess.

10 comments:

  1. Dido, give your old man a solid one for all the times I never got to.

    - Dingo Brando

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  2. A Raging Demon Murder Fist? Umm... I don't think I'm allowed to. Totally unrelated thought, but how much has he sinned anyway? He seems like too much of a dweeb. ~Dido.

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    1. .... Not a Shun Goku Satsu, no. Just a punch is fine. As for sins... Heh.

      - Dingo Brando

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    2. Ohhh, I can totally do that? And what's so funny? Can you tell

      You know I can read this, right Dingo? - D. Shard.

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    3. Yeah. What're you gonna do about it, D-man?

      - Dingo Brando

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    4. I know to expect a punch now, so that was kind of poin- ow! Dido! Don't actually listen to him!

      Ignore that. - D. Shard.

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  3. I request to know what your taunts are so that I may judge them against my own companions. Also, don't try and take on any champions without some experience first. You'll get stomped. - From, a competitive Future Jump King

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    1. What, my taunts not good enough for you, JFK?

      ... FJK.

      - Dingo Brando

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    2. Hm. Nothing special. Just take a quick glance in a mirror, adjust my appearance, try to give that air of 'this isn't so bad.'
      So, you know, lying to myself like always. - D. Shard.

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    3. I haven't thought about it! I'm thinking of taking one of dad's mirrors and throwing it at them. They need to take a look at their weird face~! ~Dido

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